Not a good night

Last night I went out to fill my tummy after arriving in Ft. Wayne.  The waitress said "I'll take good care of you"  I thought "Right, sure you will (sic)"  After I finished it was about 30 min before she came over to me (only the second time, first time was to get my order) to ask if I wanted the bill...

20 min later she arrived with it.  I gave her a 25 cent tip!